Last week my buddy slayer and I got all moved into this nice house by the ocean. We didn't really know anybody in our neighborhood. All we knew was that there was a bunch of hotties living next door. This hot little Blondie and a bunch of her friends. It was perfect!. I didn't really care for her looks that much, since I'm more into brunettes but my buddy Slayer just couldn't keep his eyes away from her. Every day I catch him looking her through the living room window. "Fuck what a looser" I thought. Then I realized that he doesn't get out very much. He tells me that he is too embarrassed to ask a chick out because of his big 14.5 inch ripper. He thinks that he would scare the ladies away with it. It took me a while to figure out what to say to that, so I didn't say anything. Instead I went over to the girls house afternoon to check if the blondie was home. Fiona opened the door rather quickly as if she was expecting someone. she sees me and right away starts asking me about the guy standing by the window everyday watching her. I thought she was gonna slam the door in my face but no, I got the opposite, she wanted me to hook her up with my buddy Slayer. What could I possibly say to that!!! It was perfect. I said" come over at noon he'll be by the window watching you, come through the back door and don't even let him speak just get right down to business"
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